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| Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 | | 2:13 pm |
I haven't updated for nearly 3 years. What's up LJ? | | Monday, October 16th, 2006 | | 6:25 pm |
There's nothing like a good rant to draw Sean out of his disappearing act. Sorry kids, I've been absorbed with being married and the night-consuming responsibilities that come with it. Like playing all-night Scrabble tournaments and Project Runway marathons. (As an aside, if Michael doesn't win, I'm throwing my hand embroidery kit out the window and leaving my Singer Quantum XL-5000 to rust!) ( Pet Peeves in the Cyberspace Kingdom ) | | Monday, June 5th, 2006 | | 10:57 pm |
Remember this? Or maybe this? Oh, and this. Yeah, we were so cute back in those days. So who ever would have thought that it would lead to this:  It's official. I am a married man. I married well and I married up. My parents are surely proud. | | Sunday, May 14th, 2006 | | 8:50 pm |
Friday night Jill went out drinking and partying with the girls to forget about our approaching wedding date. After the Bachelorette Party and the Florida fun, this is my future bride:  I think that she has been spending too much time blowing shit up and not enough with booze. | | Sunday, April 30th, 2006 | | 5:09 pm |
Livejournal is mostly lame now, but sometimes I get inspired to write something, mostly for myself and the humor it will bring to me later on in life. Granted, I'm grown up now, engaged and soon to be married, holding down a full-time job and being an upstanding member of society and yet part of me longs for those college days where I had no responsibility and as long as I made it home safely after a late night of drinking, nothing to worry about. As most people know, Vince and I were tight... tighter than your little sister, in fact. This all came about because someone wrote a computer system that randomly assigned incoming freshman their roommates and room assignments. Vince and I ended up next door to each other and from that fateful night when he steered me into my own room after I drunkenly stumbled into his, our friendship was sealed. We lived together from that point on in our college career. Vince and I comprised our own little fraternity. We were all the fun without the stupidity, all the stupidity without the orders, all the rituals without the paddling and all the style without the letters. But you never forget the first time that brotherhood crosses the line... ( It was early in September,... ) | | Monday, April 3rd, 2006 | | 2:34 pm |
I have always admired the willpower of anorexics. | | Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 | | 3:10 pm |
I have a very deep-seeded phobia of getting fat. | | Friday, February 17th, 2006 | | 1:11 pm |
Everyone should take this to make me feel better about myself. And then this to make me feel like a jackass. Oh, and the secret is out. Despite the wonderful advice from the LJ communitiy - we're engaged. Someday Jill and I will make fat little babies with the last name "LaPaglia". I want to name one Butterball. | | Thursday, February 9th, 2006 | | 6:33 pm |
Before we get to the main issue, I would really like to vent. Once upon a time, Lost was a good show and now it sucks. I have taken the liberty of doing a character breakdown to express my feelings. Good characters: Sun, Jin, Sayid, Hurley, Eko, Jack (although he can get kind of annoying sometimes, but he's just trying to deal with how annoying everyone else is) Characters who were getting annoying but went to find their kids: Michael Characters who died as soon as they were starting to get interesting: Shannon Characters who died even though they were so hot: Boone Characters who don't have enough screen time: Sayid and Eko Characters who used to be pretty but now are very butch and EXTREMELY ANNOYING: Kate Characters who need to shut up and feed their baby: Claire Characters who took too much shrapnel during Vietnam and now think all loopy and are old and senile: Locke Character who keeps redefining himself so he can find somewhere to fit in and has no real personality of his own: Charlie Character who is going to get written off because she's going to jail in real life, thank God: Ana Lucia Character who started out annoying, then got kind of loveable, but for absolutely no reason but to make the series longer sucks again: Sawyer Characters who see beyond race and give the show a lesson in acceptance and who have been banging in the bushes in private since they were reunited so they haven't been seen: Rose and Bernard Character who probably has all of the answers, if only there was a way to communicate!: Vincent Thank you. The end. Now, on with the real issue: Dear LiveJournal,
I have a secret. I was never a woman, but nonetheless the secret is still good. So, shhhh! I have a plan to ask a certain someone a very important question. Well, actually, I don't have a plan. I have a ring, but not a plan and that's why I'm writing to you. Please LiveJournal... what wise suggestions do you have? Vince is not welcomed to respond.
Sincerely,
Your Not-So-Avid LiveJournal User Friend, Sean | | Sunday, December 11th, 2005 | | 11:51 am |
The Burger King commercials are scary. That's all there is to it. Some guy who doesn't talk, wears tights, thinks he's a king, and has a plastic head that is three-times too large for his body with a permanent creepy grin just starts popping up. Sometimes he jumps out from behind trees and sometimes he just shows up in your bed. The commercial doesn't show it, but he probably killed that nice lumberjack man with his own saw. And he was probably in the bed because he drugged and raped the guy the night before. That's not right. In the newest commercial, he slowly peeks out from behind a support beam in the skeleton of a skyscraper. It's probably New York and that means they are probably about 985,000x10^2694 feet in the air. And let me tell you, that is the last place I would ever want to meet that guy. He pretends to be a good guy and give the nice black construction worker a cup of coffee, but really, it was just an evil ploy to distract him so that he could PUSH HIM OFF THE BUILDING TO PLUMMET TO HIS DEATH! That is RACIST and entirely uncalled for! And look at his outfit: Velour, tights, frills, fur that he probably clubbed a baby seal to get... I am going to be spending the rest of my day writing a letter to the marketing department for Burger King. Oh, and:  That is me and I just pissed myself. | | Saturday, October 29th, 2005 | | 8:45 pm |
My Chinese food was just delivered by a 20-something-year old Indian boy. I guess they're outsourcing. | | Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 | | 6:41 pm |
Today I saw a bumper sticker that said, " Fuck with me, and you fuck with the whole trailer park." God, I love Tennessee. | | Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 | | 6:59 pm |
killme with jack: i bite my nails, i smoke cigarettes, i chew on hoodie strings, and i put penis in my mouth killme with jack: pens killme with jack: i meant pens And for the record, Lexi ( ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dylexia) isn't dead. Apparently, she is in Boston, doing graduate work in regenerative medicine, making out with a boy named Kevin on a regular basis, sporting pink and purple streaks in her hair, and looking as hot as ever. See:  And since I'm rocking the picture post, I also found this picture of Jill when she was 15 years old:  | | Monday, July 18th, 2005 | | 10:17 pm |
| | Monday, June 27th, 2005 | | 10:37 pm |
| | Friday, June 24th, 2005 | | 3:21 pm |
Today, as I was sitting in my underwear and watching some television, I found a movie that made me realize what true fear is and literally encompassed everything that a scary movie should. I was cowering under about a gazillion blankets and seriously considering reworking my budget to include spending for some adult-sized Luvs. And even though I was terrified, I couldn't tear my eyes away from it. A lot of people are freaked out by movies like "It", "The Ring", or "The Exorcist", but honestly kids, I don't remember a scene in any one of those movies being even remotely similar to this:  Now that's some scary ass shit. I mean, midgets are sort of creepy. We all know this. But these guys... they just take it too far. Just look at those creepy little bastards. They're midgets, clowns, and Batman's The Joker all rolled into one creepy package. And do you know what they're doing? Well, I'll tell you what they're doing! They're probably pouring boiling oil onto paralyzed women, defenseless babies, and innocent puppies with cute little wet noses. Look at them! Oh man, are they gross! They're just sitting there all... all short and stuff. They give me the heebie jeebies. Bastards. Mark my words: I will never let my children watch "Willy Wonka's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". NEVER. Current Mood:  creeped the fuck out | | Thursday, June 2nd, 2005 | | 4:01 pm |
I think after my temporary teaching stint is over I might join the Marine Corps. They would pay me to make myself hot and play with automatic weapons. | | Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005 | | 9:04 pm |
Vince filled out a sex survey and my name is peppered all through it. No wonder I keep thinking I'm gay. But I am his best sexual experience. I rule. Of course, maybe all he's using as comparision is his worst sexual experience, a romp with the Tampa Police Force. Good God, I've heard that story like eighty times and have rights to the screenplay and I still think it's funny... and now all of livejournal land can know it too! Soon to come: my shameless sex survey. I just hope none of my students stumble across it... Current Mood: horny... for Vince | | Wednesday, April 20th, 2005 | | 10:41 pm |
alyssamscott: i'm in a towel alyssamscott: i'm actually pretty cold sean eat beans: then you should probably put on some clothing, you slut alyssamscott: i will when i'm done webcamming sean eat beans: hey! you'll be done when I say you're done! sean eat beans: (just give me another 2 minutes) | | 10:15 pm |
Today, I was asked to prom. |
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